The beverage industry is loaded with brands that tout the ability to cure every health issue. The list of health benefits is so expansive I am not sure if there is a need for Doctors anymore. Just drink yourself healthy. Just ask these brands.
1) Vitamin Water cures sickness so there is no need to see your Internist. Sugar cures sickness, who knew!
2) Vita Coco will smooth your skin, keep your body cool, and eliminate poor circulation. A pimple cure, air conditioner, and circulation improver all in one bottle and the price is only $3. Really?!
3) POM will boost your immune system to the point where you can “cheat death”. For $6 a drink you might actually have a heart attack and die. So much for “cheating death”.
4) Kombucha prevents Cancer. Stop donating money to Cancer Societies there is a cure already!
The list goes on to products healing erectile dysfunction to providing enough antioxidants that your head will actually turn into a blueberry!
Well now it is time to for the Greater Than health benefits:
A) Wash your hair with Greater Than and it will become stronger than Rapunzel’s
B) Pour Greater Than in your ears so it gets into your brain and your IQ will increase
C) Put Greater Than in your gas tank and your car will do 0-60 MPH in one second
D) Drink a case of Greater Than a day, and on your death bed you will receive total consciousness. So you got there going for you, which is nice! Just ask the Lama himself.
Come on people in the beverage industry! Launch healthy, functional, and good tasting products, but please stop touting unrealistic health claims for the sake of selling more units. That tactic is definitley not being Greater Than.






